Lanky jordan boyle, got himself into a little trouble, Startin hootin crack pipes daily on the double
Barely had no money, but he knew he had to have it, took up prostitution to support his habit, called up
Brandon Patrick, to see if he would pay, hollah 50 dollahs anybody wanna play, here comes shane
You know he's always down, just give him a wig and swig of whiskey and he'll go to town, don't look so down
Captain Morgan wait you'll get your turn, you gotta be patient goddamn you'll never learn, the great wizards like
Oh shit im missin out, I betta hollah at mah hommies give the mom a shout, so I can come visit, and shizit on boyles chest,
Don't get to excited rutger mannik give that shit a rest, Jordan boyle obbsessed, With crack cocaine, heroin injections straight
in his veins.


I know his mothers gunna hear this too, I swear to god angela ! every word I say true !
I've never spat a lie or lied in what i've spat, your sons gone crazy on the crack he's never coming back
But oh well, at least you have tanner, even though hes got some work to do with his manners
tryin to molest little toasty while he sleeps, late at night, in his bed sheets tanner boyle creeps

Then we got andy, kid looks like turtle (word), donatello, franklin, michelangelo or squirtle, Couldnt jump hurtle
if his life depended, world of warcraft is his days starting and ending, his invition to the boyle orgys pending
hes to busy fending off fantasy creatures, he said, maybe later meet me underneath the bleachers, after jordan boyles
finished pleasuring the teachers

9 o'clock appointment, with McFarlene and bons, when jordan got there they had just finished with hans
Pulled out the prongs, jordan face filled with frieght thinkin to himself this is gunna be a long night

But its alright, cuz money is money, dont make fun of jordan boyle cuz it ain't shit funny ....
Prostitutions a very hard proffesion, risks his health, got himself a nasty herpasiphilaids infection